Verbose syntax Memes

Self-loathing is the programmer's default state—until they encounter Java. The comic perfectly captures that moment when you realize your hatred for verbose syntax, endless boilerplate, and "AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean" monstrosities somehow exceeds your existential developer despair. It's that special feeling when you'd rather debug your own spaghetti code than deal with another NullPointerException. At least your psychological issues don't require 5GB of RAM just to say "hello world."

Just 5 minutes of Java coding and suddenly you're generating enough stress-electricity to power a small country. The bracelet isn't even necessary at this point – your frustration with verbose syntax and NullPointerExceptions has you shooting lightning from your fingertips like some coding deity having an existential crisis. Oracle should really consider pivoting their business model. Forget cloud services – just hook up Java developers to the power grid and we could solve the global energy crisis overnight.