Verbose syntax Memes

Just 5 minutes of Java coding and suddenly you're generating enough stress-electricity to power a small country. The bracelet isn't even necessary at this point – your frustration with verbose syntax and NullPointerExceptions has you shooting lightning from your fingertips like some coding deity having an existential crisis. Oracle should really consider pivoting their business model. Forget cloud services – just hook up Java developers to the power grid and we could solve the global energy crisis overnight.