Found this on r/facepalm

[text] Dr. Horace Hungryman Official BirdRespecter Being an independent contractor sucks for a lot of reasons but it also affords you the unique ability to tell people to fuck off in delightful ways. Hi Caleb was just informed you werent on the morning stand up call this morning. How come Yeah dude was asleep. basically never join those Going forward morning meetings are a requirement for employment at b expect you to be on the next call tomorrow at 9AM EST. Man that sucks for you guys but Im not an employee. My contract says nothing about required hours or daily meetings 423 PM Jan 18 2022 Twitter for Android You REALLY need an attitude adjustment If you arent on the next call youre fired. Your choice. You can fire me if you want but you guys have to pay me through the 18th of next month regardless so Im definitely sleeping in tomorrow. Enjoy your meeting You guys really ought to read the contracts you have us sign sometime. Pretty wild stuff in there Please call me. No