Bruh Just Lemme Download The SDK

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Bruh Just Lemme Download The SDK

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The special circle of hell reserved for developers is having to create an Oracle account just to download the Java SDK. Nothing quite says "we hate our users" like forcing you through a bureaucratic nightmare of forms, verification emails, and personal questions just to get the basic tools needed to write "Hello World." Meanwhile, Oracle sits there with that troll face, knowing full well you're trapped because some legacy project requires their specific JDK version. The modern developer's hostage situation.

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