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User Reviews That Matter

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Nothing screams "technically accurate benchmark testing" like comparing your laptop's battery life to your failed relationship. This guy just created the most relatable unit of measurement in tech history—the "ex-girlfriend duration."

The perfect 5-star review doesn't just evaluate specs—it absolutely destroys someone named Supriya in the process. Touchpad responsiveness: excellent. Two-way communication: superior to ex. Fingerprint recognition: exclusive access guaranteed (unlike someone's loyalty, apparently).

This is what happens when you let heartbroken engineers write product reviews. The laptop gets 5 stars, Supriya gets -1, and 156 people found his emotional damage "helpful."

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