The Only Nvidia Product You Can Actually Afford

So apparently launching a text editor in 2014 triggered a decade-long domino effect that's now DEVOURING all our RAM like some kind of Chrome-powered black hole. Thanks, Electron! Who knew that wrapping every single app in an entire Chromium browser would have consequences? Remember when 8GB was considered "enthusiast tier"? Now it's barely enough to run Slack, VS Code, and maybe—MAYBE—a browser with three tabs open before your computer starts making sounds like a jet engine preparing for takeoff. The prophecy has been fulfilled: every app is now secretly a web browser in a trench coat, and your RAM is paying the price. The real tragedy? We can't even be mad because these Electron apps are genuinely useful. We're just... stuck watching our memory usage climb while muttering "it was better in the terminal days" like grumpy old devs.

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of hardware questions in 2023! 💅 Is 12GB VRAM a lot? Well DARLING, for your precious little Fortnite sessions? It's like bringing a nuclear warhead to a water balloon fight. But for training your fancy Large Language Model? That's like trying to fill the Grand Canyon with a sippy cup! PATHETIC! The way AI developers sob uncontrollably when someone suggests training a decent model on consumer hardware is just *chef's kiss* DRAMATIC. Meanwhile, gamers are over there with their RGB everything, treating 12GB like it's barely adequate for their precious ray-traced puddles.

The AUDACITY of this tiny $5 speaker! There you are, lying in bed, completely BAFFLED why your precious computer won't work, while this smug little piece of hardware is DESPERATELY trying to communicate with you through its primitive language of beeps and boops! It's literally SCREAMING diagnostic codes at you while you stare blankly at the ceiling wondering if you should just throw the whole PC away. And then the MOMENT OF REVELATION hits you like a truck - "Oh wait, that annoying little speaker I never paid attention to was actually trying to SAVE MY LIFE this whole time?!" The betrayal you feel towards yourself is immeasurable.

Looking down from my throne of 128GB RAM while Chrome tabs multiply like rabbits. The rest of you close browsers before gaming? How quaint. I'm simultaneously running three IDEs, a Kubernetes cluster, and training an AI model just to keep my CPU fan from getting bored.

Looking for RAM deals like: "2x16GB DDR5 under $100? Meh, whatever." But mention "4800 MT/s CL40" and suddenly you're dragging that memory kit home like it's the last GPU on earth during a crypto boom. The painful truth of hardware shopping—we all pretend we're budget-conscious until we see those sweet, sweet timing specs. Your wallet may be crying, but your benchmarks will thank you later!

The eternal struggle of PC building in 2023. You're all excited about that shiny new PC upgrade, maybe even drooling over those fancy PCMRs (PC Master Race setups), until DDR5 prices show up and grab you by the wallet. It's like going to a restaurant, checking out the menu, and then flipping it over to see they charge $15 for a side of fries. Suddenly your enthusiasm gets body-slammed by economic reality. The dream of 128GB DDR5 RAM running at light speed? That'll be one kidney, please. No wonder we're all still rocking DDR4 while pretending we're "waiting for the technology to mature."