Msrp Memes

Ah, the GPU market's nightmare fuel. A creepy clown lurking in a sewer drain promising GPUs at MSRP (Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price) is the perfect metaphor for the current state of graphics card shopping. In the years since crypto mining and chip shortages, finding a GPU at its intended price has been so rare that it might as well be a murderous entity luring desperate gamers into the sewers. Most developers would indeed crawl through drainage systems for a reasonably priced RTX card at this point.

OMG! While gamers are selling kidneys for GPUs, Denny's is over here serving up the ONLY Nvidia product you can actually afford! 😱 For a mere $4.93, you too can experience "powerfully irresistible" technology - just don't expect it to run Cyberpunk! The "Inspired by a Legend, Built for Breakfast" tagline is sending me! Sure, your pancakes won't have ray tracing capabilities, but at least they're "in stock" and won't require camping outside Micro Center at 3am! The desperation of hardware enthusiasts has reached BREAKFAST LEVELS, people!

The eternal struggle of PC builders trying to maintain neutrality in the GPU holy wars. Pressing both the "Not being a fanboy of Nvidia" and "Not being a fanboy of AMD" buttons simultaneously is the computing equivalent of Switzerland – theoretically possible but practically impossible. Meanwhile, everyone's wallet is crying in the corner as both companies charge "totally reasonable" prices that mysteriously keep climbing. The true enlightenment is realizing you're getting gouged either way, but at least you can pretend to be above the fanboy fray while secretly having strong opinions about DLSS vs FSR.