My Friend Got Scammed Out Of His Monitor Refresh Rate

When your PC is so dusty it qualifies as an archaeological dig site, but you're still like "yeah, perfect candidate for Linux." Nothing says "I believe in resurrection" quite like installing a penguin-powered OS on hardware that looks like it survived the Dust Bowl. The irony is that Linux will probably run better on this fossil than Windows would on a brand new machine. That's not dirt—it's just extra thermal insulation!

Oh. My. GOD. The ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of GPU manufacturers thinking they can play hide and seek with tech reviewers! 😂 They're over here plotting their diabolical plan: "Let's release this mediocre 8GB VRAM GPU in 2025 (when games will probably need 12GB minimum) and maybe—JUST MAYBE—reviewers won't notice how pathetically underpowered it is!" Meanwhile, tech reviewers are LITERALLY sitting at their desks with credit cards in hand, ready to expose the truth faster than you can say "insufficient memory allocation." The drama! The betrayal! The completely predictable outcome!

Have you tried turning it off and back on again? Oh wait, it never turned on in the first place. The cardboard RTX 3050 might be your problem—turns out Amazon's "like new" condition isn't what it used to be. This is what happens when you tell your boss "we need to upgrade our hardware" and the budget approval comes back with "get creative." At least the fan is labeled "be quiet"—which is exactly what it's doing. The saddest part? This still has better airflow than my actual gaming rig.

Nothing says "I'm a serious developer" quite like dropping $3000 on a PC just to run VS Code and Chrome. The unholy matrimony of NVIDIA and Ryzen—where your GPU costs more than your car payment and your CPU has more cores than you have meaningful relationships. Meanwhile, your code still crashes because you forgot a semicolon. The modern dev's power couple: enough computing strength to simulate the universe, primarily used to run npm install and watch YouTube tutorials on the side.

Remember when "NEVER OBSOLETE" was the biggest lie in tech marketing? This ancient relic from the early 2000s promised eternal relevance with its blazing 64MB RAM and mind-blowing 40X CD-ROM drive. Now it can barely run a Chrome tab, let alone Cyberpunk at 4K. That 667MHz processor would melt trying to render Keanu's first pixel. The irony of asking about Cyberpunk FPS on this fossil is like asking how many horsepower your horse has compared to a Tesla. Spoiler alert: the answer is somewhere between "absolutely none" and "it will catch fire trying."

OMG, the AUDACITY of yanking RAM while the computer is still breathing! 💀 Those screens are literally the digital equivalent of a computer having a stroke in real-time. The poor machine is SCREAMING in binary as you surgically remove chunks of its consciousness! It's like performing brain surgery on someone who's fully awake and watching you do it through a mirror. The computer's last thoughts: "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!" Pure technological torture wrapped in a four-panel tragedy!