Breakfast Memes

Someone decided to have cereal with a serial cable instead of actual food. The age-old debate of "milk first or cereal first" has evolved into something far more disturbing: do you pour the milk first, or do you connect your RS-232 serial port first? Nothing says "I work in IT" quite like accidentally grabbing the wrong cable in the morning. At least it's properly grounded. Baud rate: 9600. Nutritional value: 0. Compatibility with modern hardware: also 0. Your body doesn't support legacy protocols, but nice try.

OMG! While gamers are selling kidneys for GPUs, Denny's is over here serving up the ONLY Nvidia product you can actually afford! 😱 For a mere $4.93, you too can experience "powerfully irresistible" technology - just don't expect it to run Cyberpunk! The "Inspired by a Legend, Built for Breakfast" tagline is sending me! Sure, your pancakes won't have ray tracing capabilities, but at least they're "in stock" and won't require camping outside Micro Center at 3am! The desperation of hardware enthusiasts has reached BREAKFAST LEVELS, people!