No Pre-Release Warning For Intel Users Is Crazy

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No Pre-Release Warning For Intel Users Is Crazy

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Intel ARC GPUs getting absolutely bodied by Crimson Desert before the game even launches. The devs probably tested on NVIDIA and AMD like "yeah this runs great" and completely forgot Intel even makes graphics cards now.

Intel ARC users are basically Superman here—looks powerful on paper, but getting casually held back by Darkseid (the game's requirements). Meanwhile everyone with established GPUs is already planning their playthroughs.

Nothing says "we believe in our new GPU architecture" quite like a AAA game treating your hardware like it doesn't exist. At least they can still run Chrome... probably.

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