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You know you've mastered distributed systems, can debug race conditions in your sleep, and understand the intricacies of memory management... but then someone's printer stops working and suddenly you're performing ancient rituals like unplugging it, waiting exactly 30 seconds, plugging it back in, and sacrificing a USB cable to the tech gods.
The beautiful irony here is that fixing printers has absolutely nothing to do with programming logic. It's pure chaos theory mixed with hardware gremlins. Printers operate on a different plane of existence where drivers are perpetually outdated, paper jams defy physics, and "PC LOAD LETTER" is apparently a valid error message.
Yet somehow, you will fix it. Not because you understand printer protocols or have any formal training in hardware troubleshooting, but because you've developed a sixth sense for turning things off and on again in the right sequence. You'll clear the print queue, reinstall drivers you don't understand, and somehow it'll work. Then when they ask what you did, you'll have no idea. That's when the superstitions begin.
