My 12 Year Old X 79 Homelab Server Going Into Yet Another Life Extension Due To Ram Prices

When RAM prices are so astronomically absurd that you're out here running a server older than some developers' careers. That ancient Ivy Bridge-E CPU is literally held together by hopes, dreams, and thermal paste from the Obama administration, yet somehow it REFUSES to die. It's like the Nokia 3310 of processors—completely indestructible and mocking you from beyond its expected lifespan. Every time you look at current RAM prices you're like "welp, guess we're doing another BIOS update and praying to the silicon gods." Your homelab is basically a digital zombie at this point, shambling forward on DDR3 memory while the rest of the world moved on to DDR5. But hey, if it boots, it computes! 💀