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Oh. My. GOD! The absolute AUDACITY of reality! 😤 Social media: "Look at my MAGNIFICENT AI creation that practically wrote Shakespeare while cooking dinner!" *shows ethereal being sipping champagne* Meanwhile, the rest of us mere mortals are in the trenches with our AI like some deranged goblin creature, frantically typing "uhh maybe restart VS Code idk" while our dreams of technological transcendence CRUMBLE before our eyes! 💀 The expectation vs. reality gap isn't just wide—it's a GRAND CANYON of disappointment that's personally attacking me right now!

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Content Job DetailsDescription Job Description Develop Windowsbased C application software for test and measurement equipments. Develop new featureGUI to allow customers to fully maximize the potential of the Megger equipments (mainly relay test equipments, circuit breakerrecloser test equipments and instrument transformer test equipments). Work with Sr. Software Developer to design and develop new software to control the test instrument Work with Sr. Software Developer to measure the performance, characteristic and proper operation of software while controlling the device under test. Proven track record of achieving reliable and quality software within scheduled timing Use external measurement devicesscopes to perform satisfactory testing of hisher software Experienced of developing multithreaded software Possess creativity in using software to solve problem Communicate well with other engineers and managers Flexible and open to support Sr. Software Developer and work as a team member to solve highly critical issues Work with multiple mediumsized project in parallel Mentor and provide guidance so smaller tasks can be assigned to Junior Software Developer and be accomplished with expectations Qualifications QualificationsRequirements 310 years experience of developing C Windowsbased application software Five years developing multithreaded software preferably with US environment Indepth knowledge of object oriented programming Ability to troubleshoot sophisticated applications and provide a proper solution to remedy the issues Have a bachelor degree in Computer Engineering or Computer Science Knowledge of TCPIP communications Proven track record of accomplishing reliable software within scheduled timing Preferred Qualifications Understanding how relay testing and measurement equipments work would be a plus Master degree in Computer Engineering andor Computer Science Seniority Level Entry level Industry Electrical Electronic Manufacturing Information Technology Services, Computer Software Employment Type Full-time Job Functions Engineering, Information Technology

Content Aug 14 my sister, who doesn't work in tech, thought it was pretty cool that our team sets aside time to tell each other jokes and thats when i realized she had no idea what i was saying when i told her i had "standup" everyday 102 17 1.7K 13.4K

BEHOLD! The entire programmer existence condensed into one TRAGIC timeline! From innocent birth to the cold, cold grave, we're just screaming at our screens in eternal confusion! 😱 First phase: "I don't know why this code isn't working!" *frantically bangs head on keyboard while chugging energy drinks* Second phase: "I don't know why this code IS working!" *stares suspiciously at functioning code like it's about to explode* THE AUDACITY of the universe to make us spend our ENTIRE EXISTENCE oscillating between these two states of magnificent confusion! And they expect us to pay TAXES on top of this?!

Content Why isn't it working I'm going to kill myself I'm getting crazv I love coding