Has A PhD In Computer Science

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Has A PhD In Computer Science

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The eternal paradox of academia: spend 8 years mastering computational complexity theory, distributed systems, and advanced algorithms... still defeated by the "Share Screen" button in a meeting. The same person who can explain quantum computing can't figure out why everyone is staring at their desktop background instead of their slides. Nature's way of keeping us humble.

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