AI
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Android
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That fresh-out-of-bootcamp intern just speedran your entire CI/CD pipeline while you were still reviewing their PR for typos. The audacity of youth—no fear of breaking production, no PTSD from merge conflicts, just pure unadulterated confidence.
Meanwhile, you're over here triple-checking if your commit message follows the conventional commits spec, running tests locally for the fourth time, and wondering if you should add another comment explaining why you used a for-loop instead of map. The intern? Already merged. Build's green. They're probably on their third feature by now.
The real kicker is that you taught them this workflow. You created a monster. A beautiful, efficient, slightly terrifying monster who doesn't know what "legacy code" means yet.
