Jack Is Ahead Of All Vibe Coders

Code deletion Refactoring Legacy code Clean code Technical debt Software maintenance Productivity Code quality Developer satisfaction Simplification

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Jack Is Ahead Of All Vibe Coders

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The most satisfying commit message you'll ever write: "Deleted 2,000 lines of legacy code." Somehow removing code feels more productive than writing it. The real 10x developers aren't the ones cranking out features—they're the ones brave enough to hit delete on that monstrosity everyone's been afraid to touch since 2017. Negative lines of code should be on your performance review.

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