The fastest way to clear your desk? Force push to production on Friday afternoon. That comment is pure genius - one command to trigger the corporate equivalent of a tactical nuke. No need for elaborate schemes when you can just bypass code review and obliterate the main branch with a single terminal command. The beauty is in its simplicity - you're not technically quitting, you're just "aggressively refactoring" the company's git history.
When You Can't Quit, But You Can Commit
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