The martial arts of version control! Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a dev team like that one colleague who copy-pastes the same cryptic commit message 10,000 times. "Fixed stuff" or the dreaded "minor changes" pushed to production repeatedly is the coding equivalent of a roundhouse kick to your sanity. The true Git master isn't the one with diverse commits—it's the stubborn minimalist who refuses to elaborate what fresh hell they've introduced to the codebase. Next time you see "updates" committed for the 9,999th time, remember: empty your mind of descriptive messages, be formless, shapeless, like null...
Be Null My Friend
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