When Google thinks you're having an existential crisis, but you're just trying to fix your codebase! Merge conflicts—where Git basically says "I have no idea which version of this code to keep, YOU figure it out." Those dreaded red and green highlights that make you question your career choices. Google's algorithm has clearly been trained on developer tears, immediately offering the suicide prevention hotline as if to say, "We know what resolving merge conflicts does to a person's mental state." The psychological stages of a merge conflict: denial, anger, bargaining with git, depression, and finally just force-pushing to main when nobody's looking.
When Git Pushes You To The Edge
7 months ago
189,669 views
2 shares

git-memes, merge-conflict-memes, developer-pain-memes, version-control-memes, coding-nightmares-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
More Like This
Why Is Perforce Still Used In The Games Industry?
3 months ago
185.3K views
0 shares

Confronting Your Digital Past Sins
4 months ago
122.8K views
0 shares

Twisted Spaghetti Code
7 months ago
172.4K views
0 shares

The One Billionth Repository: A Monument To Programming Excellence
4 months ago
149.8K views
0 shares

The Chaotic Energy Of Test-Allergic Developers
6 months ago
158.6K views
0 shares

Git Blame Me
2 months ago
234.8K views
0 shares

Loading more content...