The soul-crushing TRAUMA of completing all your pull request tasks only to be AMBUSHED by SonarQube's code quality checks! 😱 There you are, thinking you're DONE, ready to push that glorious code... and BOOM! SonarQube shows up like an uninvited party guest screaming about your 47 code smells, 12 vulnerabilities, and that ONE line where you dared to use a deprecated method. The audacity! Your perfectly functional code is now apparently a CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY because you didn't follow some arbitrary coding standard that nobody mentioned until NOW. And fixing these issues? Just kiss your weekend goodbye, honey! 💅
The SonarQube Ambush
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