Ah, the perfect GitHub alibi! Luigi's contribution graph shows 0 contributions in 2024 but somehow managed 847 contributions on December 4th last year. That's not suspicious at all! Nothing says "I definitely wasn't committing a felony that day" like committing code 847 times in 24 hours. The classic programmer's defense: "Your Honor, I couldn't have done it—look at my GitHub activity! I was clearly too busy making meaningless commits to have time for murder."
Luigi Did Not Commit Murder
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