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Git Webdev Devops Programming Backend

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The classic "everyone uses the popular thing" argument getting absolutely demolished by someone who actually knows their stack. Left side is yelling about GitHub being the industry standard while the right side is just casually sitting there with their self-hosted Forgejo instance running at 98% uptime, zero data loss, and zero major bugs. Meanwhile GitHub can't even render pull requests on their webgui properly and somehow maintains a 90% uptime despite being owned by Microsoft with infinite resources.

The smug cat energy is perfect here – that's the face of someone who escaped the GitHub monopoly and is living their best life with open-source Git hosting. Forgejo (a Gitea fork) might not have the fancy Copilot features, but when your PR list actually loads without spinning for 30 seconds, who's really winning?

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