Why Do I Even Bother

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Why Do I Even Bother

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of game developers in 2023! 💀 There you are, innocently browsing Steam for some summer gaming bliss, when suddenly—BAM!—you're slapped in the face with system requirements that might as well say "Sorry, peasant, go buy NASA's supercomputer first." Your pathetic little potato PC is sitting in the corner, practically weeping while the shiny new games flaunt their need for 32GB RAM, the latest GPU that costs more than your rent, and storage space that could fit the entire Library of Congress. Meanwhile, your 5-year-old graphics card is having an existential crisis just trying to render the game's TRAILER. The gaming industry has basically created a caste system where your hardware determines if you're royalty or a street urchin begging for frames per second!

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