If You Know You Know

Oh, the AUDACITY of developers choosing their communication platform! Discord? Nah, that's for the peasants and gamers. But Steam Friends and Chat? Now THAT'S where the elite gather! Because nothing says "professional developer communication" quite like a platform primarily designed for buying games and collecting trading cards. Who needs fancy voice channels and bots when you can get notifications about your friend's 2,000th hour in Counter-Strike while discussing your latest merge conflict? The real ones know that the best code reviews happen between rounds of Dota 2. Steam Chat: where your "Available" status is always betrayed by "In-Game: 847 hours."