Ray Tracing Will Be The End!

OH MY GOD, the ABSOLUTE STATE of game development in 2035! 😂 Two game devs practically LOSING THEIR MINDS with hysterical laughter over the most REVOLUTIONARY concept ever - a game that can run on a WHOPPING 24GB of VRAM! Meanwhile, current AAA games are already devouring our graphics cards like they're at an all-you-can-eat VRAM buffet! At this rate, by 2035 we'll need small nuclear reactors just to run the title screen of GTA 7! The optimization apocalypse is upon us, people!

NVIDIA CEO: "Just use AI to double your VRAM!" My wallet: *screams in financial agony* 💸 The AUDACITY of suggesting we just casually drop $3000 on a graphics card! What's next? Selling a kidney to run Stable Diffusion? The absolute DELUSION that we're all swimming in money pools like tech billionaires! Meanwhile I'm over here calculating if I can afford both electricity AND ramen this month. The GPU market isn't just a clown show anymore—it's the entire circus, complete with overpriced admission tickets! 🎪

The cosmic horror of GPU shopping in 2024! Our hero tries to negotiate for a graphics card, but the seller (standing in for Galactus, devourer of worlds... and wallets) has demands that strike fear into the hearts of budget-conscious developers everywhere: 12GB Budget GPUs. The punchline hits harder than a memory leak in production—there's nothing "budget" about these cards anymore! What used to cost a reasonable sum now requires sacrificing your firstborn and possibly a kidney. The shocked faces in the audience perfectly capture every developer trying to build a decent machine for ML training without selling vital organs.

The ultimate workplace camouflage technique - hiding Valorant among Adobe apps. Because nothing says "I'm definitely working on that design project" like having a tactical shooter disguised as just another creative tool. The boss walks by and sees a screen full of Adobe icons, while you're actually planting spikes and getting headshots. The stealth level is truly maxed out when your excuse for yelling "CLUTCH!" is "just excited about this Photoshop filter."

Oh sweet merciful motherboard! PC gamers will literally drop $1000 on a fancy graphics card with RGB lighting that looks like a spaceship had a baby with a disco ball, but HEAVEN FORBID they spend $450 on a Nintendo Switch! The audacity! The hypocrisy! It's like watching someone complain about the price of a hamburger while ordering a $15 cocktail. "But my frames per second!" they cry, as they remortgage their house for the latest GPU that will be obsolete faster than you can say "ray tracing."

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute emotional ROLLERCOASTER of game development software freezing! 😱 First panel: pure PANIC as your precious 3D software decides to ghost you harder than your ex. Second panel: that agonizing purgatory where you're frantically praying to the digital gods while watching the loading dots... "please don't crash, PLEASE DON'T CRASH!" And finally, that sweet, SWEET relief when it responds again and you realize your unsaved work might actually survive. The emotional whiplash is CRIMINAL! Game devs deserve hazard pay for this psychological torture alone! 💀