He Was So Brave… Rip.

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He Was So Brave… Rip.

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Someone really woke up and chose VIOLENCE by declaring that RGB is "beautiful, expensive, and unnecessary" in what appears to be a programmer forum. The absolute AUDACITY! The crowd has gathered for this public execution, and our brave hero is being sent to the gallows for speaking the forbidden truth. Look at that sea of angry faces ready to defend their precious rainbow LEDs! Gaming setups everywhere are trembling. The PC master race is NOT amused. This person basically walked into a gamer convention and said "your RGB doesn't make your code compile faster" and now they're paying the ultimate price. Pour one out for this fallen soldier who dared to question the sacred RGB religion. Their K/D ratio just went negative in the court of public opinion. 💀

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