Unfinished games Memes

Back in the day, game devs were basically wizards who could fit an entire PlayStation game into a 64 MB N64 cartridge through sheer coding sorcery and optimization black magic. They were out here writing assembly code by candlelight, compressing textures with their bare hands, and making every single byte COUNT. Fast forward to today and we've got 300 GB behemoths that somehow STILL launch with missing features, game-breaking bugs, and a roadmap promising "the rest of the game will arrive via DLC." Like, bestie, you had 300,000 MB and couldn't finish it? The old devs are rolling in their ergonomic office chairs. We went from "every kilobyte is precious" to "eh, just download another 80 GB patch" real quick. The doge's disappointed face says it all—we traded craftsmanship for storage space and called it progress. Iconic.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this poor game dev! 😱 Released a $2 game that's basically a digital dumpster fire with more bugs than features, and then has the NERVE to stand there like "this is fine" while Steam reviews are burning the game to the ground! 🔥 The game's so unfinished it has achievements for content that doesn't exist, difficulty levels that aren't implemented, and balance issues that would make a see-saw with an elephant on one end look stable! And yet there they stand, wrapped in their Dark Souls cosplay, completely oblivious to the catastrophe they've unleashed upon humanity! The best part? The "$2 game" caption at the bottom - as if the price somehow excuses shipping what's essentially a beta labeled as a full release. Honey, even at $2, players expect a GAME, not a collection of broken promises with a Steam page! 💅