Steam reviews Memes

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this poor game dev! 😱 Released a $2 game that's basically a digital dumpster fire with more bugs than features, and then has the NERVE to stand there like "this is fine" while Steam reviews are burning the game to the ground! 🔥 The game's so unfinished it has achievements for content that doesn't exist, difficulty levels that aren't implemented, and balance issues that would make a see-saw with an elephant on one end look stable! And yet there they stand, wrapped in their Dark Souls cosplay, completely oblivious to the catastrophe they've unleashed upon humanity! The best part? The "$2 game" caption at the bottom - as if the price somehow excuses shipping what's essentially a beta labeled as a full release. Honey, even at $2, players expect a GAME, not a collection of broken promises with a Steam page! 💅

The AUDACITY of Steam reviews! On one side, we have 1.1 MILLION players screaming "Overwhelmingly Positive" like it's the second coming of digital Jesus. Meanwhile, this ONE dramatic soul with nearly 1,400 hours invested has the sheer NERVE to give it a thumbs down?! 💀 This is the gaming equivalent of eating at a restaurant every single day for FOUR YEARS straight and then leaving a one-star review because they changed the napkin color. The commitment to the hatred is almost... beautiful? *chef's kiss*