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You know that developer who swears their code is "self-documenting" because they used variable names like x , data2 , and doStuff() ? Yeah, reading their code is basically archaeology. You're standing there like Indiana Jones trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics, except instead of unlocking the secrets of a lost civilization, you're just trying to figure out why they nested seven ternary operators inside a forEach loop. "Self-documenting" is code for "I was too lazy to write comments and now you're going to suffer." Spoiler alert: your clever one-liner that saves three lines of code isn't clever when it takes 30 minutes to understand. Write the damn comments.

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OH. MY. GOD. The tech workplace is literally a psychological horror film! 😱 This grid of workplace perceptions is the ULTIMATE expose on why we all need therapy! Developers see designers as drooling babies, while designers see developers as mindless monkeys! Project managers think EVERYONE is either a corporate slave or a villain from a Bond movie! And don't even get me STARTED on how QA sees everyone - pure CHAOS and NIGHTMARES! Meanwhile, sysadmins are over there being perceived as either gods or psychopaths depending on who you ask! The absolute SAVAGERY of this workplace dynamics chart is why we can never have nice things in tech. We're all just judging each other while the servers burn! 🔥

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