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Content STOP USING DOCKER APPLICATIONS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE TRAPPED IN VIRTUAL JARS LIKE DIGITAL FIREFLIES YEARS OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT yet NO ONE QUESTIONED WHY WE'RE PUTTING PROGRAMS IN IMAGINARY BOATS "Let's containerize our monolith", "I'll just quickly spin up 17 microservices" -- Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged OBSERVE the WHALE-SIZED DECEPTION they've FOOLED us with all this time (These are REAL IMAGES used to EXPLAIN DOCKER) ??????? ????????????????? Ahoy matey, I'd like to run my website in a virtual sea shanty They have plaved us for absolute fools

Turns out both chefs and AI "developers" are just throwing ingredients together and hoping something edible comes out. The difference? Chefs actually know what basil is. Ten years of writing clean, maintainable code just to be replaced by someone who knows how to type "make me a full-stack app with blockchain integration" into a text box. At least the spaghetti I'm eating tastes better than the spaghetti code these AI tools are churning out.

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