When CSS Stands For "Completely Suspicious Subject"

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When CSS Stands For "Completely Suspicious Subject"

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When you try to make CSS less intimidating by using acronyms, but accidentally create a BDSM meeting invite. The poor frontend dev thought they were discussing matchparent and border-bottom properties, but now the entire backend team and Linda from HR are excitedly joining what they think is a kinky brown bag lunch. Classic corporate miscommunication where CSS (Cascading Style Sheets) becomes CSS (Can't Stop Smirking).

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