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The classic "let me know if you need anything else" client interaction has reached its final form. Some non-technical person casually asking you to "write my entire app" while they nap is the modern equivalent of "can you fix my printer while you're here?" Except now they want you to build the next Facebook during their power nap. The sinister wojak response is every developer's inner monologue when clients have absolutely no concept of time, effort, or reality. We smile politely while internally plotting to make their app harvest data and addict users... because that's totally how programming works, right?

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Someone's literally writing an isEven() function from scratch by checking if a number equals 0, 1, 2, or 3 individually and returning true/false accordingly. The beauty here is the complete disregard for the modulo operator ( num % 2 === 0 ) that every developer learns in week one. The plot twist? Kenny's response pointing out that there's literally an NPM package called is-even for this. Because why write 4 lines of cursed if-statements when you can install a dependency that probably has 47 transitive dependencies? The JavaScript ecosystem in a nutshell: someone already packaged your bad idea, and it has 2 million weekly downloads. Bonus points for coding this on an airplane like it's some urgent production hotfix that can't wait until landing. When the coding urge hits, altitude is just a number.

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