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The eternal curse of being a developer - mention your job at a social gathering and suddenly you're tech support. Guy proudly announces he's a Full Stack Developer, and within seconds, he's being asked to fix a printer. The final panel showing him pulling a gun is just the mental breakdown every dev experiences when someone thinks "I build complex web applications" means "I know why your printer is making that weird noise." Printers remain the final boss that no amount of JavaScript frameworks can defeat.

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Content 13:39 a a RI 51 -O runpopularopinion utopologicalrabbit 8h Webdevs are the worst engineers on the planet And they're just so proud of themselves. They'll pull in tens of thousands of files of 3rd-party code from hundreds of modules just to create an application that can run under a system originally designed to display static information in a horrendous shitstorm of financially irresponsible, maintainable code costing thousands of dollars per month on blisteringly state-of-the-art hardware to achieve the same abilities that 16-bit bullshit processors were capable of decades ago The internet ate my profession, and I am rather bitter about it 4 1 13 Share Award AutoModerator MOD O 8h Please remember what subreddit you are in, this is unpopular opinion. We want civil and unpopular takes and discussion. Any uncivil and To violating comments will be removed and subject to a ban. Have a nice day! 1 am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 5 Reply Vote n Secure-Journalist-48 8h Now say that in English! Add a comment V,

The real exception handling workflow no instructor will teach you! Instead of actually handling errors properly, this genius just copies the error message, builds a StackOverflow URL with it, and automatically opens a browser tab. It's basically outsourcing your problem-solving to random internet strangers who'll either solve your issue or mock your coding skills into oblivion. The modern developer's prayer: "Dear StackOverflow gods, please let someone have encountered this obscure error before me."

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