The Battery Indicator Class System

Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of battery indicators! Regular Pooh is forced to endure the TRAUMA of just FOUR measly battery levels, leaving him in a perpetual state of battery anxiety. But FANCY Pooh? That privileged bear gets EIGHT WHOLE LEVELS of battery precision! It's the difference between "Is it 25% or 24%? WHO KNOWS?!" and "Ah yes, I have precisely 62.5% remaining." This is the kind of UI inequality that keeps me up at night! The battery indicator class system is REAL, people!