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Content 47 I Am Devloper Retweeted Pranay Pathole PPathole iamdevloper Put a five second delay - ex. Thread.Sleep (5000); behind every common action in your software, then after 3 months when your users go crazy remove the delays and tell them you worked tirelessly to improve performance and suddenly everyone will love you. 82218 04:11:53 AM 7h Twitter Web Client 47 465 RETWEETS 1.473 LIKES 47 ProarammerHumor i0

The AUDACITY of developers thinking they're coding geniuses while their entire app is basically a yacht being dragged by a truck labeled "node_modules" containing 1000 open source packages! Honey, you're not writing code—you're just playing LEGO with other people's blocks! That smug little horse on the yacht thinking they're Captain Code while the REAL heroes are towing their entire career behind them on the highway of dependency. The delusion is BREATHTAKING! 💅

Content Remove your hand from the box and you die What's in the box? tech recruiters thinking Java and JavaScript are the same

Content I wonder if British developers are irked every time they have to write "color in their CSS I worry about you sometimes Candace.

Content S A B C D Program 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, ... 20 numbers are perfect O is useful too 10, 20, 30, 40, ... Tens are great and easy to work with 6, 18, 24, 38, 42, ... Numbers divisible by two are pretty 3, 1, 9, 849, 33, Eh.. you can't divise them by 2 without getting float. But they are needed 4.394, 28.9494, Needed for smooth movement but I dont like em

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