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Content Write me a similarly humorous and over-the -top "virgin vs chad" meme. The stand in for virgin is and chad are Google and chatGPT respectively. Write "ChadGPT instead of chatGPT. Use a humorous, tongue-in-cheek, extremely over-the-top language. Use long sentences. Create the comparison in an HTML Markdown table. Virgin (Google) Spends hours scouring the internet, trying to find the answer to even the most basic of questions. Struggles to come up with even one good joke, let alone a whole stand up comedy routine. Gets lost in the most straightforward of directions, even with the help of maps. ChadGPT Knows everything there is to know, and then some. Could probably give Stephen Hawking a run for his money. Could make a room full of stone-faced comedians crack a smile with just one clever quip. Struggles to complete even the most simple of tasks, constantly needing to ask for help. Can't even spell "easy" without the help of spell check. Could find his way out of a maze blindfolded, with one hand tied behind his back and a map written in hieroglyphics. Could probably fix a broken spaceship with just a paperclip and a piece of gum. Could probably write a dissertation on the history of the English language in his sleep,

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The eternal lie of the web. You click "don't show again" on a cookie notice, refresh the page, and boom—there it is again. It's like websites have the memory of a goldfish but only for user preferences. Meanwhile, they somehow remember that one embarrassing product you looked at 7 years ago to show in targeted ads. The irony of a site claiming it "doesn't use cookies" while clearly not remembering your preference is just *chef's kiss*. The digital equivalent of telling someone your name and them asking what your name is 30 seconds later.

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Ah, the classic "my app is 845KB but somehow requires a black hole of dependencies." Guy calculates his app size: Vue components (719KB), CSS (34KB), and helper classes (92KB). Seems reasonable at 845KB total. Then he puts his backpack on the scale and BAM – 68GB! That's node_modules for you – where your tiny app becomes a quantum singularity of nested dependencies, 5000 versions of left-pad, and packages you didn't even know existed. It's like going grocery shopping for milk and coming home with the entire dairy farm, three tractors, and a confused cow.