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Content How do I learn coding in a single night? Write Question Details Want Answers 65 Comments 3 Share 3 Downvote 32 6k upvotes by (more) Pack a laptop and travel to the north pole in the beginning of winter. You'll have a 6 months of a night to learn coding. Once there - really just Google it. There are tons of excellent tutorials on the web. Written 11 Jan. 469,762 views. Upvote 32.6k Downvote Comments 157 Share 74

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The infinite loop of suffering. You tap an issue in the GitHub mobile app, it opens your browser. The browser, being the helpful little servant it is, detects it's a GitHub link and immediately redirects you back to the app. And thus begins the eternal cycle of digital purgatory. It's like watching two systems play hot potato with your sanity. The app doesn't want to handle it, the browser thinks the app should handle it, and you're just standing there wondering if this is what they meant by "seamless user experience." Whoever designed this UX flow clearly believed in reincarnation because you'll be reborn several times before you actually read that issue. Just use the desktop version and save yourself from this beautifully orchestrated disaster.

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