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Content Lakan jacques lakan To avoid straining your eyes when you're continuously working, follow the 20-20-20 rule. After 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest. 12:05 AM 2022-03-26 Twitter Web App 21.7K Retweets 1,579 Quote Tweets 93.7K Likes

Content Guide to software developer job advertisements work on cutting edge technology Do what everyone else is doing a fast-paced environment Your job will be constant firefighting must be a team player able to work with minimal supervision an Agile team a market leader rockstar developer we have an urgent need dynamic environment self-starter passionate Must not question authority You'll be the one we blame when something goes wrong We have daily stand-ups Recently started making a profit You will work very long hours with impossible deadlines Our other rockstar just left and no one understands the code Our leadership keeps changing priorities We have no process Perseveres through regular death marches

The AUDACITY of developers to describe their job with such grandiose terms! 💅 From "I design and build complex software systems" (yawn) to the more modest "I create websites and applications" (still pretentious), until we descend into the brutally honest "I write text on a computer" and "I press keys on a keyboard." But that final form—"I force electrons to do math"—is where the cosmic enlightenment happens! It's like watching someone's ego deflate and then suddenly TRANSCEND to quantum physics! The brain gets more illuminated with each level of self-awareness. Next time someone asks what I do, I'm skipping straight to "electron taskmaster" and watching their face melt.

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The perfect illustration of the Halting Problem in action! On the left, we have the naive developer who thinks they can write code to detect infinite loops. In the middle, the sobbing realization that computer science theory literally proves this is impossible. And on the right? The chaotic energy of a developer who just says "screw it" and puts an arbitrary limit on iterations because theoretical constraints are no match for a hungry programmer with a deadline. Ironically, this has absolutely nothing to do with Svelte, making the title the chef's kiss of this computational tragedy. The bell curve of developer intelligence strikes again - the geniuses and the fools somehow reaching the same practical solution while the theoretically correct folks are stuck crying in the middle.

Content When you listen to software podcasts while coding and they're talking about how you should never do that very thing you just pushed to production (CHANGELOG