Can't have relationship drama if you're in a committed relationship with your IDE! The beauty of programming is that your code doesn't ask "where this is going" at 2 AM, just throws syntax errors instead. The classic programmer's tradeoff: exchange human connection for the sweet dopamine hit of solving a bug after 8 hours of debugging. Sure, your friends are out there "living life" and "experiencing joy," but you've got something better—a perfectly organized folder structure and a terminal that actually listens when you speak. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of three monitors?
No Personal Life, No Problems
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