No Personal Life, No Problems

JavaScript: where errors silently build a stairway to hell while you smile, blissfully unaware. The C++ dev gets crushed by compiler errors immediately. Meanwhile, the JavaScript dev happily skips along, building an entire application on a foundation of runtime disasters that won't reveal themselves until production. Nothing like that special feeling when your JS code runs perfectly the first time... right before it spectacularly implodes when a user clicks a button.

THE ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL! You ask for a simple yes/no answer and these monsters hit you with "Well, it depends..." followed by a 17-paragraph essay that never actually answers your question! I'm just sitting here SCREAMING at my monitor because all I needed was TRUE or FALSE, not your entire life story converted to a string! The audacity of these people to return a string when a boolean would suffice is the programming equivalent of ordering a coffee and receiving an entire coffee plantation! 😭

Content Programmers who use light themed IDE Satan

Content Junior Dev Looks like i can finish this whole sprint in one day Senior Dev Twrite 10 line of codes today, Tam tired

Ah, the classic "we have food at home" parental strategy, but make it IDE-flavored! The kid begs for IntelliJ IDEA (the sleek, modern Java IDE with all the bells and whistles), but mom says "No, we have IntelliJ at home." Cut to what's actually waiting at home: Eclipse, the clunky Java dinosaur that's been slowly fossilizing since 2008. It's like asking for a Tesla and getting handed the keys to a rusted Pinto that occasionally bursts into flames when you try to refactor your code. Eclipse isn't just outdated—it's the IDE equivalent of dial-up internet in a 5G world.

Content isEven 2 (edited) def isEven (number) if number 2 0 return True else return False (edited)