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Guide to software developer job advertisements

Guide to software developer job advertisements | developer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, software developer-memes, edge-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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[text] Guide to software developer job advertisements work on cutting edge technology Do what everyone elge i doing a fastpaced environment Your job will be conetant firefighting must be a team player able to work with minimal supervision Must not question authority Youll be the one we blame when something goes wrong an Agile team a market leader We have daily standups Recently started making a profit rockstar developer You will work very long hours with imposgible deadines we have an urgent need Our other rockstar just left and no one understands the code dynamic environment Our 93d9r9ip keeps changing priorities selfstarter Wehavenoprocees Pergeveres through regular death passionate marches