Fake It Until You Make It

Content Relative: What is your profession? Me: Programmer Relative: Can you.. Me: Shouldn't have said that. I should NOT have said that.

Content how do you like unit test? I hate it You are hired! start up Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

Content How people think programming looks 10 10 1 0 0 0 10, 1.0, 10.3 8 104 How lit really looks 90 of the time

Content My PC: Autosaves a file Me: Nice, but where did the file save? My PC: Good question.

That moment when your code stays stubbornly black in your syntax-highlighting editor and your spider sense goes into overdrive. No errors, no warnings, just... nothing. The IDE doesn't even care enough to dress your code up in pretty colors. It's like showing up to a party and the bouncer doesn't even bother to check your ID—you know you've done something catastrophically wrong. The syntax highlighter has essentially given up on you and your life choices.

Content C isn't hard: void ( (f ) () ) ( ) defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void.