Fake It Until You Make It

Legacy code Technical debt Code refactoring Software maintenance Dependency hell Spaghetti code Code quality Programming horror

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Fake It Until You Make It

legacy-code-memes, debugging-memes, technical-debt-memes, code-refactoring-memes, software-maintenance-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

GASP! The absolute HORROR of modern software development captured in one cursed clock! Your new code somehow magically works, but ONLY if you leave that disgusting, deprecated, should-have-been-cremated-years-ago code sitting right next to it! Remove it? CATASTROPHE! The entire system implodes! It's like that second clock face is the software equivalent of a load-bearing poster. The most terrifying part? NO ONE KNOWS WHY IT WORKS THIS WAY! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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