Fake It Until You Make It

The AUDACITY of these tech recruiters! 💀 Imagine being ONE OF THE ACTUAL CREATORS of Kubernetes and still getting rejected because you don't have enough experience... IN YOUR OWN CREATION! The hiring market has gone completely off the rails! It's like telling Leonardo da Vinci, "Sorry, we need someone with more experience painting smiles." The tragic irony of needing 12 years of experience in a 10-year-old technology is the kind of math that only HR departments can compute. Meanwhile, the poor developer is escorted out like some kind of imposter when they're literally tech royalty. The tech industry's version of "Don't you know who I am?!" gone horribly wrong!

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Oh. My. GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of expecting Oracle's Java and getting McDonald's ice cream logo instead! It's like asking for a Ferrari and getting a tricycle with a flat tire! 😱 The Java logo looks like a cup of steaming hot coffee, but this abomination? A sad ice cream cone with the golden arches lurking in the corner like some kind of fast food phantom! This is the EPITOME of programming disappointment - when you think you're getting a powerful object-oriented language but end up with a McFlurry that's probably broken just like their ice cream machines! The horror! The betrayal! The calories!

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