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Look at this masterpiece of minimalist rendering. When your client says "I want a clock but I don't want to pay for the hands or numbers" and you deliver exactly what they asked for. The classic "works on my machine" meets "technically meets requirements." Somewhere, a product manager is furiously writing a more detailed spec while a developer is arguing that this is clearly a feature, not a bug. Time is just a social construct anyway.