Developers Make It Simple

Remember when apps just did one thing and did it well? The 2010 iBeer app literally just showed a virtual beer that "poured" when you tilted your phone. That's it. No subscription model, no data harvesting, no "please rate us" popups. Fast forward to today where we've engineered ourselves into dependency hell with 17 microservices, three JavaScript frameworks, and a CI/CD pipeline that breaks if Mercury is in retrograde. The irony is palpable. We've become so "advanced" that we've forgotten how to create something straightforward that just works. Modern developers looking at this app are like archaeologists discovering fire – "What sorcery is this? And where's the Kubernetes cluster?"

The bell curve of developer intelligence strikes again. The 55 IQ junior dev thinks everything is just CRUD because they've only built simple apps. The 145 IQ senior architect also thinks everything is CRUD because after years of overengineering, they've realized most problems boil down to "create, read, update, delete" with fancy clothes on. Meanwhile, the 100 IQ mid-level developer is sweating about "complex architectures and states" because they're just experienced enough to know how complicated things can get, but not wise enough to see the underlying simplicity. The circle of developer life.

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Content He's using the CTRLZ, CTRLY method, it's pretty hardcore... OK look there it is. Now he just needs to press CTRLC to save the code he needs OK look, now everything's back to how it was In theory the code is saved on the clipboard, he just needs to press CTRLV and... He's trying to get back some code he accidentally deleted 15 minutes ago He's been hitting CTRLZ for 2 minutes now, to get back to when he deleted the code Now he's going back to how it was before, using CTRLY. Even the smallest slip up could be fatal. Es crazy CliC Clic YEEAH! CommitStrip.com

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