Cursed Knowledge

Standing on the shoulders of giants... while pretending you're levitating. The entire software industry is just us importing someone else's npm package, adding three lines of code, and then strutting around like we've invented electricity. Meanwhile, the real heroes who solved P=NP are buried in some GitHub repo with 2 stars. The best part? We all know it, yet tomorrow we'll npm install another solution and feel like technological wizards for implementing a toggle button.

Content Tofu Bur Wishlist Webcraft on steam! tofuburgames 7m Every startup I've spoken to seem extra proud about their unique business idea. WE ARE A STARTUP WITH A PRETTY UNIQUE BUSINESS IDEA OF COOL SO YOUAREN'T DOING AI

The battle-hardened senior dev looking down at the Webpack and Vite logos like they're mere toys. After 15 years of manually configuring Apache servers at 3am and compiling C++ with makefiles written by Satan himself, watching junior "vibe coders" celebrate because their hot reload works is both adorable and irritating. Remember when we had to restart the entire server just to see if our CSS change worked? Kids these days will never know the character-building suffering of waiting 45 seconds for Internet Explorer 6 to crash after each debug attempt.

Content people worry about the free and unbiased internet due to shrinking browser diversity and chromium wedevs who happily do not have to account for different browsers in most cases anymore: ingflip.com

Content WHY DO NOSOL DEVELOPERS EAT LUNCH ALONE? I DONT THEY DON'T KNOW KNOW, WHYP HOW TO JOIN TABLES

Internet Explorer's sole purpose in life has been reduced to downloading other browsers. The little blue 'e' desperately seeks validation—"Hey does anyone need me?"—only to be met with cold rejection. But then! A glimmer of hope when someone finally needs it... just to download Firefox. The circle of browser life continues. The only time IE gets any attention is when you've formatted your PC and need something—ANYTHING—to download Chrome, Firefox, or literally any other browser. It's like being the ladder that helps someone climb up, only to be kicked away immediately after.