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The first thing you do with a fresh Windows install? Search "Chrome" in Edge. Then Edge is like, "Wait! We're basically the same now! Both Chromium-based! Please stay!" It's the digital equivalent of that desperate ex who changed their entire personality to be more like your new partner. Sorry Edge, but changing your engine to Chromium doesn't erase those years of Internet Explorer trauma. Some trust issues just run too deep.

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Perfect in every way... except for that pesky compilation process. TypeScript enthusiasts know the pain—you've found your dream language with static typing and modern features, but there's always that awkward moment when you have to wait for your code to transpile before it actually runs. It's like dating someone who's absolutely gorgeous but insists on putting on makeup for 20 minutes before leaving the house. Worth it? Probably. Mildly infuriating? Definitely. The irony is palpable—we adopted TypeScript to save time catching errors, yet here we are, watching build progress bars instead of actually coding. The "10 but needs a build step" joke perfectly captures that bittersweet relationship developers have with TypeScript: madly in love with its features while quietly resenting its compilation requirements.

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The duality of frontend development: you'll spend 3 hours making a pure CSS Drake meme with perfectly positioned divs and border-radius properties, but when it comes to centering that login button or fixing the navbar on mobile? Suddenly you're Googling "how to center a div" for the 847th time in your career. The irony is that making memes actually is useful—you're practicing layout, positioning, and flexbox while procrastinating. So really, you're being productive. That's what you tell yourself at standup, anyway.