CSS: Now Calculating Your Late Fees

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2 months ago 135,235 views 0 shares

CSS: Now Calculating Your Late Fees

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Finally found the real-world use case for CSS - calculating late payment fees. The notice mentions their "Cascading Style Sheets (CSS system)" for determining charges. Brilliant! Ten years of frontend development and I never knew CSS could handle financial calculations. Next they'll tell me they're using HTML to calculate mortgage rates and JavaScript to predict the stock market. The banking industry truly pushing the boundaries of web technology.

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