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That fresh-faced "vibe coder" posing next to the tombstone of the company that hired them is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Nothing says "I'm ready to disrupt this industry" like taking selfies at the funeral of your employer's business model. Tech companies keep hiring these trendy devs who know more about aesthetic IDEs than actual algorithms, then wonder why their codebase looks like a Pinterest board that somehow runs on AWS. The burial is just a formality at this point.

Content The 21 year old Scraper Scrapes web pages 'to collect data' "Is that a webpage? OH GOD I'M GONNA SCRAAAAAAAAPE" Doesn't know what an API is Somehow managed to evade captcha systems - Google is in shock Keeps CloudFlare and other anti-bot services on their toes Retinas cooked to a crisp due to staring at an IDE all day Doesn't properly cache scraped data, often leading to tonnes of requests per second which overloads smaller websites "Current time? You mean id"last-update"timedatetime?" Forgot English, now only knows XPath Analytics companies fear him ProdrammerHumor.io

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The classic developer-client relationship in its natural habitat! Person A desperately asks "how can we fix this?" about some UI issue. Person B, clearly the developer, responds with a technical solution about rotating text 90 degrees vertical. Then comes the inevitable "Can you show that cell of code?" request because clients never trust that something might actually be complicated. And what happens? The developer goes silent, fires up Jupyter notebook on localhost, and dives into their actual interesting work instead. Nothing says "I'm done with this conversation" like sharing a localhost URL that nobody else can possibly access. Pure passive-aggressive developer poetry.

Content 100011 010100 Claire King CKTheQueen Many programmers think that it's their code that is broken but never realize it's themself that is broken. The code did exactly what you wrote it to do. 10:16 21821 - Twitter Web App ili View Tweet activity

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