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Content Jake Williams MalwareJake Follow Dear web developers, The answer is zero. Zero. Get it through your thick skulls. Zero is the number of times anyone has EVER wanted something to autoplay on your site and start making noise. I'd honestly rather you mine crypto-currency in my browser than use my speakers. kthxbye 1:24 AM - 25 Feb 2018 10,894 Retweets 41,195 Likes 560 17 11k 41K

When that recruiter message from 5 months ago suddenly becomes relevant because your current project is imploding! The five-month gap between "I am looking for a person to build a data or webdev project with" and the developer's sudden interest is the digital equivalent of finding that one sock you lost two years ago—right when you've given up and thrown away its partner. Nothing says "my current situation has dramatically deteriorated" quite like revisiting ancient LinkedIn messages with newfound enthusiasm. That "Why lol" response is basically code for "my Git repository is on fire and my boss just asked if I've updated my resume recently."

Content James Tucker tuckerdev Junior developer life Manager: get this app running locally Junior dev: how? O. Manager: read the documentation Junior dev: there aren't any Manager: then get the app running so you can write the docs 9:58 AM Nov 16, 2020 Twitter Web App

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Content Tawanda L towernter They said they want someone who knows at least 3 programming languages and has at least 5 repositories on github so i wrote and pushed my hello world projects in Python, Java, C, PHP, JavaScript and HTML. 16:47 07 Feb 20 Twitter for Android ill View Tweet activity 223 Retweets 1,074 Likes

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