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Backend devs living that invisible life where their entire career is just terminal windows and Postman screenshots. Meanwhile frontend folks are out here with their flashy portfolios full of animations and gradients, while backend engineers are like "here's a cURL command that returns JSON, trust me bro it's scalable." The struggle is real though. How do you flex your microservices architecture and database optimization skills in a portfolio? "Look at this beautiful 200 OK response!" doesn't quite hit the same as a parallax scrolling landing page. Your masterpiece is a perfectly normalized database schema that nobody will ever see or appreciate. The monitor is blank because the real work happens in the shadows—where APIs are crafted, servers are optimized, and race conditions are debugged at 3 AM. No visual proof, just vibes and a GitHub commit history that screams "I know what I'm doing."

The eternal HTML debate strikes again! When someone tweets "I'm sick" and follows up with "of these haters saying HTML isn't a real programming language," they've perfectly executed the classic bait-and-switch that divides developers everywhere. Let's be honest - nothing triggers a coding flame war faster than questioning HTML's programming language status. It's the developer equivalent of saying "I put pineapple on pizza" and watching the world burn. Meanwhile, CSS developers are quietly watching from the corner, hoping nobody notices them next...

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