All Morning Trying To Fix Something In Css...

Content Easy programming languages 1. HTML. Hypertext Markup Language (HTML) is the language that is used to code most web pages. ... 2. JavaScript. Along with HTML and CSS, JavaScript makes the internet.. 3. C. C is a general-purpose language that most programmers learn before moving on to more complex languages. 4. Python. ... 5. Java.

BEHOLD! The magnificent Salt Bae of programming! Sprinkling his code with a flamboyant flourish of HTTP status codes and questionable life choices! 💅✨ This coding maestro isn't just writing code - he's PERFORMING ART, darling! Seasoning production environments with 400 Bad Requests, 401 Unauthorized drama, 402 Payment Required (because who doesn't love surprise billing?), and the classic 404 Not Found when everything inevitably crashes and burns! And the pièce de résistance? Those STUPID VARIABLE NAMES that future developers will absolutely SCREAM about during code reviews. "Why is this variable called 'chonkyBoi'? WHY IS THE DATABASE CONNECTION STRING STORED IN 'juicySecret'?!" This is what happens when you code purely on vibes and caffeine, sweetie. The production server never stood a chance! 💔

Nine data professionals standing around watching while one Excel guru does all the actual work. Classic corporate data science theater. The entire AI department, with their fancy degrees and machine learning models, rendered useless by someone who mastered VLOOKUP and pivot tables. That's what happens when you spend $2 million on a data lake but can't figure out how to drain a real one.

OMG THE AUDACITY OF THIS CODE! 💅 You spend THREE HOURS injecting console.logs, breakpoints, and debug statements into your masterpiece because it crashed, and what does it do? It has the NERVE to suddenly work flawlessly! No errors, no crashes, just sitting there like Pingu going "well now I am not doing it." THE BETRAYAL! It's like your code is gaslighting you into thinking you imagined the whole thing. And you'll never know which debug statement fixed it, so you're too scared to remove any of them. HAUNTED FOREVER!

JavaScript's type coercion strikes again! In JS, NaN (Not a Number) is technically categorized as a "number" type. Check it yourself with typeof NaN and watch your sanity slowly dissolve. It's like labeling a vegetarian restaurant "meat" because it's a food-related establishment. The wide-eyed shock on that cat's face perfectly represents every developer's reaction when discovering this cosmic joke buried in the language spec. The ECMAScript committee is probably still giggling about this one.

Content NOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST USE HTML TO PERSONALIZE THE APPEARENCE OF A WEBSITE!!!! USE CSS TO VERTICALLY CENTER YOUR TEXT!!!!!! haha html code go brbrbrbrbrbrbr