Which One Of You Clowns Did This

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Which One Of You Clowns Did This

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The office whiteboard hall of fame vs. hall of shame is giving major chaotic energy. Spongusv gets the gold star for reviewing 12 PRs (probably caught every missing semicolon and suggested renaming variables to be more "semantic"). Meanwhile, Bingus decided to speedrun their villain arc by taking down Cloudflare. You know, just casually disrupting a significant chunk of the internet's infrastructure.

The duality here is *chef's kiss*—one dev is grinding through code reviews like a responsible team player, while the other is out here committing acts of digital terrorism. Someone check Bingus's git history because I'm betting there's a rogue deployment script with a commit message that just says "YOLO" or "fix bug" followed by 47 fire emojis.

Plot twist: Bingus probably just fat-fingered a DNS config change during their Friday afternoon deploy. Classic.

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