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Oh look, a dropdown menu offering you EVERY POSSIBLE CATASTROPHE like it's a breakfast buffet! Fire? Flood? Earthquake? Monster?! And there you are, cursor hovering over "Data Center" like the absolute masochist you are. Because why settle for natural disasters when you can experience the soul-crushing horror of production going down at 2 PM on a Friday?
The "No Disasters" option sitting RIGHT THERE is basically the game taunting you the same way life taunts developers. Sure, you COULD have a peaceful deployment, but where's the fun in that? Might as well spawn a tornado in your carefully planned city while you're at it—at least that disaster comes with a warning siren instead of just Slack notifications exploding at 200 messages per second.
SimCity knew what it was doing when it made disasters a menu option. Because sometimes you just want to watch the world burn... or in this case, watch your entire infrastructure crumble because someone pushed directly to main.
