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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Ticketing Memes

Posts tagged with Ticketing

Deadline Is Next Week, Permissions Are Next Century

Devops Security Programming Testing Cloud
6 days ago 125.7K views 0 shares
Deadline Is Next Week, Permissions Are Next Century
Oh sweet summer child, you thought building environments was your biggest problem? HAHAHA! First they hit you with "build dev and prod environments" and you're like "sure, no biggie." Then they SLAP you with "no RBAC permissions" and you start sweating. But the FINAL BOSS? Having to submit a ticket for EVERY. SINGLE. PERMISSION. It's like trying to cook dinner but needing written approval to use each ingredient! "Dear IT overlords, may I please, pretty please, have permission to do THE JOB YOU HIRED ME FOR?!" And the deadline is next week? NEXT WEEK?! *hysterical laughter dissolves into quiet sobbing*

Universal Hate

Agile Devops Programming
2 months ago 110.7K views 0 shares
Universal Hate
Oh. My. GOD. Self-loathing was JUST the appetizer until JIRA entered the chat! ๐Ÿ’€ Nothing unites developers quite like the collective trauma of ticket management hell. One glimpse of that JIRA board and suddenly your existential crisis seems like a cozy little problem! The way that developer's hatred INSTANTLY transferred from self to software is the most authentic relationship I've ever witnessed in tech. We're not crying, we're just updating our sprint points!

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