Worst Part Is Its My Code

Look at these coding styles and WEEP! The absolute AUDACITY of these formatting choices! We've got Allman with his brackets on new lines like a civilized human, Kernighan & Ritchie keeping it tight, and then... THE HORROR SHOW begins! Haskell style with semicolons at the BEGINNING of lines?! The Lisp style cramming everything together like some kind of code sardine tin?! And don't even get me STARTED on whatever crime against humanity that "Mental Illness" banner is pointing to! This is why programmers need therapy. Your bracket placement reveals your deepest psychological wounds. Choose wisely or forever be judged in code reviews!

You know you've crossed into true software development territory when you're staring at a 1000+ line markdown file generated by Claude, trying to convince yourself that copy-pasting AI output counts as "productivity." Opus 4.6 promised you the world, hallucinated half of it, and now you're debugging imaginary functions and nonexistent APIs at 2 AM. The real kicker? You started with a simple feature request. Three hours and one massive AI-generated file later, you're questioning your career choices and wondering if that barista job is still available. But hey, at least you can tell your standup tomorrow that you "integrated AI into the workflow" while conveniently leaving out the part where you spent 4 hours untangling its fever dreams. Welcome to modern development: where the AI does the typing and you do the suffering.

Content You spot a bug in tutorial guy's code and know for a fact it's going to throw error The program executes flawlessly Shock!

Content WHEN YOU ADD TRYCATCH BLOCKS, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE ERROR HANDLERS Emergency Phone Not Installed Please Do Not Have An Emergency At This Location

Someone clearly had a stroke while typing "Minerals" and just committed it anyway. The best part? It's in a Cost struct right next to the correctly spelled "Minerals" field. So now we've got both minerals AND maxerals in our economy system, because apparently one wasn't enough. Either this is the most creative typo that made it past code review, or there's a parallel universe where maxerals are a legitimate resource type. My money's on the developer being three energy drinks deep at 2 AM and the reviewer just clicking "Approve" without reading.

Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hii- I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017