When Debugging Sucks

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The book titled "Math Isn't Important For Programming And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself" is the ultimate self-deception manual for aspiring coders. Right next to classics like "I'll document my code later" and "This regex is perfectly maintainable," we have this mathematical fallacy. Meanwhile, your algorithm complexity is O(n²), your physics engine is glitching, and your machine learning model is basically a random number generator. The best part? It's Volume II—meaning someone bought enough copies of Volume I to warrant a sequel. Probably the same person who thinks sorting algorithms are "just theory stuff."

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Ah, the five stages of terminal grief! First, you create a Python file. Then you try to run it. But wait—you need to clear the screen first. So begins the tragic comedy of trying to type "clear" but failing spectacularly with "clea", "c;ear", "c", "ear", "claer", and finally descending into profanity. The command line doesn't care about your feelings—it just coldly reports "command not found" until you snap. The most accurate documentation of developer sanity deterioration I've seen in 4.2 milliseconds.

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