when a bug makes it to production

Content I JUST WROTE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CODE. OF MY LIFE. THEY CASUALLY HANDED ME AN IMPOSSIBLE PROBLEM. IN 48 HOURS AND 200 LINES, I SOLVED IT. ACADEMIA: MY GOD ... THIS WILL MEAN A HALF-DOZEN PAPERS, A THESIS OR TWO, AND A PARAGRAPH IN EVERY TEXTBOOK ON QUEUING THEORY! BUSINESS:- YOU GOT THE PROGRAM TO STOP JAMMING UP? GREAT. WHILE YOURE FIXING STUFF CAN YOU GET OUTLOOK TO SYNC WITH OUR NEW PHONES?

Content Her: I bet he's thinking about another women Him: Why is it that I get ideas to fix bugs when I'm doing anything but coding?

Content Programmer 1 think I forgot something. Programmer Yeah, you're right. Compiler If you forgot, then it wasn't important. Programmer I think I forgot something Compiler if you forgot, then it wasn't important Programmer Compilei Programmer Programmer Exit statement to recursive function Yeah, you're right

Content debugging de-buhg-ing -verb. 1. being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

Content Emma Bostian ( EmmaBo... : 18h Me getting frustrated trying to fix a bug Brain: "You should take a break" Me: "Nope" Brain: "But it'll really hel." Me: " SAID NO NOW LET ME SUFFER IN SILENCE UNTIL I EITHER FIX IT OR OUIT AND BECOME A PROFESSIONAL SWEATER KNITTER"

Content AM I OUT OF TOUCH. COULD THERE BE AN ERROR IN MY CODE? NO ITS THE COMPUTER WHO IS WRONG.