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Content Jtech63 itech63 Hey RobinhoodApp did someone forget to add isleap() to your python module? Imagine losing thousands of dollars because someone didn't code for the leap year. It's looking for 303 data and throwing errors out the ass. robinhoodapp 3:31 ibb.co Origin is not allowed by Access-Control-Allow-Or retsXASEhours2020-83-83' com has been ble 15:27:16.330 Uncaught (in promi 'se) Error: Request has been termini the network is offline, unloaded, etc. Request.BPaq. Request. crossDomainError (Vendor-465a691 chunk. 15:2) 15:27:16.331 - Uncaught (in promise) Error: Request has been terminated

Content Programmer on vacation, still thinking about the bugs.

Content Getting feedback on a call with two dozen users Me: I've got the code open right now. Let me see if I can fix this while we're on the call. My boss: Do you want to share your screen? No, I don't think I will.

Ah, the magnificent art of code documentation! This meme perfectly encapsulates what happens when developers "comment" their code. Instead of writing something useful like "This function handles user authentication with proper error checking," they just label obvious objects with stunning insights like "Trashbin." It's the programming equivalent of putting a sticky note on your refrigerator that says "Cold Food Box." Thanks, Captain Obvious! Next you'll be commenting your variable declarations with "// this is a variable" and loops with "// this repeats stuff." The true irony? Six months later, you'll still have no idea why you wrote that algorithm the way you did, but at least you know where the digital garbage goes!

Content Every company legacy code: Perpetual stew is a stew containing whatever is on hand and added to as needed. Constantly kept above the "danger zone", it can be in the same pot for years if always above 140f, creating a perpetual cycle of adding and removing from it. It was often a staple of medieval inn meals. KAPWING

The four horsemen of Stack Overflow responses! You ask a simple question and get hit with "Sounds like a skill issue" or my personal favorite: "This problem wouldn't exist if you knew what you were doing." Meanwhile, the same developers who refuse to help are furiously bookmarking other people's answers for their own projects. The digital equivalent of throwing someone into the deep end while screaming "just swim better!" Nothing says coding community quite like gatekeeping basic knowledge behind a wall of condescension.