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The dark art of git push --force - when you're so done with merge conflicts that you just nuke the repository from orbit. That nervous look is the exact face you make when you realize Monday-you will have no idea what happened to everyone else's code. But hey, weekend beer isn't going to drink itself. Future tip: Add --force-with-lease to your arsenal. It's like having a safety on your repository destruction gun.

Content Safari tries to fill username 25 Open ) quarterdeck opened this issue yesterday 8 comments quarterdeck commented yesterday What do you want to do? krisquarterdeck.co.uk From this website Other Usernames... 1 Course in Up Next quarterdeck commented 6 hours ago edited Author Upon further investigation this seems like an absolutely crazy Safari bug and I'm not sure if it can be worked around or not. I noticed that this was only happening on one page of our app. So I systematically commented out each section of HTML to see if any block was affecting it and I found one! 1 narrowed it down to a single p tag which contained the text "Welcome back,". I thought the comma might be causing an issue (no idea why) so I removed it. No change. I thought the word "back" might be making Safari think this was a login page for some reason? So I removed it and it fixed the issue! Crazy. Out of curiosity I tried removing "Welcome" and adding "back" back in. Still didn't re-occur. ?! So it seems only the combination of words "welcome back" causes this to happen. Absolutely no idea why. To confirm I chose another page randomly and put the phrase "welcome back" in a random position on the page and low and behold it caused this to happen again. For some reason the presence of these words on the page is adding the following to the Shadow DOM of the input field: div pseudo"-webkit-credentials-auto-fill-button" role "button" aria-label"password AutoFill" style-"display: Easily the most bizarre bug I've ever come across. 34 106 39 177

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute PINNACLE of emergency fixes right here! 💀 When your production server is having clock issues but you've got a deadline in 5 minutes and the CEO is breathing down your neck! So you just... *checks notes*... TAPE A PIECE OF PAPER TO THE WALL CLOCK?! This is what happens when the ticket says "critical priority" but the budget says "we spent it all on pizza for the last hackathon." The greatest part? Some poor soul is absolutely getting a promotion for this stroke of genius. Engineering at its most desperate and brilliant!

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Look at those browser tabs. Google Gemini, Microsoft Copilot, multiple "Hello World" variations... someone spent four hours wrestling with AI assistants just to output "Hellow world" with a typo. Not even "Hello World" - "Hellow world". The localhost is running, the tabs are open, and somewhere in those four hours, the developer forgot how to spell "Hello" correctly. This is what happens when you let AI write your code but forget to proofread the prompt. The real kicker? They probably could've typed this in 30 seconds, but instead chose the scenic route through every AI chatbot known to humanity. Time well spent, truly.

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