What Was That

Content FIXME: temporary hack And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume II

Content After two days of debugging, I got a bit desperate

OMG, the AUDACITY of this man! When you're making $400K a year, dress code becomes a mere suggestion, darling! 💅 That Hawaiian shirt and basketball shorts combo SCREAMS "I could delete the entire codebase and you'd still beg me to stay." Meanwhile, the rest of us peasants are ironing our button-ups like it'll get us a 2% raise. The higher your debugging skills, the lower your fashion standards - it's basically a law of physics at this point!

Ah, the classic Teletubbies invasion of your codebase! The meme brilliantly shows how synchronous functions (a through e) work together in harmony, holding hands in a neat little circle. But then that one async function shows up and BOOM – suddenly your clean execution flow is replaced by an army of purple creatures taking over everything. This is basically what happens when you introduce that first async function into your previously synchronous paradise. One minute you're writing nice, predictable code where everything happens in order. The next minute you're dealing with promises, callbacks, race conditions, and wondering why your console is printing results in what seems like a completely random order. And just like Teletubbies, once async enters your codebase, it multiplies uncontrollably until your entire project is saying "Eh-oh" to debugging sanity.

Imagine being a QA tester at an adult website! You're just sitting there all day, surrounded by... content ... with the deadest expression on your face like this cat. 😹 Your job? Click every button, test every feature, and make sure everything... performs as expected. Meanwhile your friends think you have the most exciting job ever, but you're just there thinking "Bug #427: video buffering issue at timestamp 6:09" while completely desensitized to everything around you! That cat is every tester who's seen too much and is just waiting for their shift to end so they can go home and watch something truly exciting... like paint drying tutorials!

The EXISTENTIAL HORROR of opening your own code after a month! You stare into the void of your creation like an astronaut witnessing the end of the universe. That beautiful, elegant solution you were SO PROUD of? Now it's an incomprehensible alien language written by some deranged past version of yourself who clearly hated future you with burning passion. And the refactoring? Might as well be planning a mission to Mars - it's going to take five decades, three mental breakdowns, and possibly require inventing new programming paradigms just to understand what the hell you were thinking. Your documentation? NONEXISTENT. Your variable names? CRYPTIC. Your life? OVER.