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Someone discovered "vibe coding" with AI and thinks they're a developer now. Next week they'll discover what debugging AI-generated code is like when their app crashes in production and the error message is just "vibes were off." The honeymoon phase of AI coding always ends when you realize the AI confidently wrote 300 lines of beautiful nonsense that imports packages that don't exist.

Pure digital sadism disguised as harmlessness. Forcing users to input precise x,y coordinates just to click something is the computer equivalent of making someone solve differential equations to flush a toilet. Technically doesn't destroy data, but destroys souls instead. The developer who created this would definitely laugh maniacally while watching users painstakingly type "317,492" just to close a popup. Satan himself is taking notes.

The classic "I'll fix my broken code by switching to a no-code platform" saga. This guy's app is falling apart because his cursor is apparently sentient and malicious. Instead of learning secure coding practices, he's jumping to Bubble - the equivalent of bringing a Fisher-Price toolset to fix a nuclear reactor. Then when called out, responds with "why aren't you positive?" which is developer-speak for "please validate my terrible decisions." Truly the software development equivalent of trying to put out a fire with gasoline and wondering why everyone's screaming instead of applauding.

Game development in a nutshell. Summoning a lava demon from the depths of hell? Just a couple of lines of code. Adding a scarf to a character model? That's when the engine crashes, your computer melts, and your coffee goes cold. The real black magic isn't conjuring digital demons—it's getting the cloth physics to work without breaking the entire build.

Content Vishal y VishalMalvi Ever felt paranormal activity? Let's talk about it. Here is mine: Code that works on Friday, doesn't work on Monday! Don't know who put bugs in my code.